4/9/2004 -- Holy shit! Can it be? Can there possibly be a new "Paul and Adam" chapter up? Yes, my dears, it's true. And hell hasn't even frozen over, yet. Well, unless you read Dante, but I digress. Go read Chapter 13 already!

4/8/2004 -- No, there's not a new chapter up. Sorry. Just thought I'd check in and let y'all know I'm still alive, just really busy. I've got half of chapter 13 done, and I think I may just put up that half while I work on the end of the chapter, since it's been so terribly long since I put up chapter 12. I'd do it right now, but I'm pissed off and I swear to God if my dog doesn't stop barking I'm going to get her a teeny-tiny little Chihuahua muzzle.

3/15/04--Have become addicted to Diet Coke with Lime. Have also added Chapter Twelve, and a new dictionary page. Also, have been 28 for four days now. Am still recovering from the shock of sudden old age.

3/9/04--added some links, and a new feature, "Fucked Up Question of the Week," because, honestly, some of the things I get in email are far too good to keep to myself. It's in the FAQ section.

3/7/04--added chapters six, seven, eight, and eleven, so now I'm all caught up.

3/2/04--Painted my toenails, but more importantly added chapters four, five, and ten

2/29/04--changed the layout since I was having problems with the old one. Also started adding chapters of the "Paul and Adam" story. So far there are four up, chapters one, two, three, and, uh, nine. Why nine instead of chapter four? Because it's the most recent chapter and it's not yet up on all the Nifty mirror sites. I'm on a dial-up here, folks, it takes me a while to upload all that text. Chapters four through eight should be up within the week.

2/11/04 -- started the site because, um, because I wanted to, OK? And not that it's germane to the site, but my birthday's in exactly a month. Only two more years and I'll be 30. Can't wait.